Standing Waves can also pump positive particles, using the point of a safety pin as the central electrode. The direction of this movement is perpendicular to the sparking. Twist the pointed end of the pin out at a 90 degree angle, then put a bend in the other end, to form a triangular base which holds the pointed end straight upwards. Put it in the MW and the point will turn white from the electron emission produced by the standing waves. Then the point will start to boil off, with metal particles flying straight outwards. The sputtering effect is caused by negative ions in the air impacting against the point, which is positive due to loosing the electrons. Impacts cause the boiling, but not the outwards acceleration.
So I'm wondering how thin a layer of water would have to be to not block this effect? If the water sputtering does happen, there's a good chance of dissociation upon impact with the ball electrode which forms on the top end of the pin.