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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2009, 22:59:42 pm »
welp still wainting on buzz nightmare. i think we may have fixed his little red wagon.

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Re: OT: Read this , its funny,dead cow
« Reply #57 on: February 21, 2009, 02:53:38 am »
First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'


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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2009, 20:35:12 pm »
we are going on day 6 of no buzz!!
 ding dong the witch is dead the witch is dead the witch is dead. lol

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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #59 on: February 27, 2009, 08:55:31 am »
the internet is filled with crazy people.

i can't handle it.

no wonder why to catch a predator has such a high success rate.

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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2009, 02:45:35 am »
haha it seems that the buzz is glitching.

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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2009, 13:10:38 pm »
i dont know whats going on. im not getting any response from mr buzz.

There are responses now.

Lets stop all this garbage. It such a waist of time and brains.

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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #62 on: March 01, 2009, 22:38:47 pm »
This guy is like a mainstream media that misquotes people ....


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Re: OT: Read this , its funny
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2009, 23:46:07 pm »
i think im done over there.. its like a black hole.. i want to help on that thread but there no hope for them..  buzz puts way to much neagtive responses to where everyone else who dont know is just gonna remain confused. i think it would be funny to start posting and ignore all his statments as if he isnt there.. that would make him commit suicide not being the center of attention